Recession Joke ….

A new teacher was getting to know the kids by asking them their names and what their father did for a living.

The first little girl said my name is Mary and my Dad is a postman.

The next child said my name Andy and my Dad is a mechanic.

And so on it went.

Until one little boy said my name is Johnny and my father is a dancer in a ladies bar.

The teacher gasped and quickly changed the subject.

Later the teacher approached Johnny privately and asked is your Dad really a dancer in a ladies bar?

Little Johnny blushed and said no. He's really a bank manager. I am just too embarrassed to tell anyone.